fap
adjective
°Drunk.
interjection
°To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is masturbating.
"I was watching some porn - fap fap fap - when my computer crashed, again!"
verb
°To masturbate.
"He really likes to fap; I hear him five times a day at least."
noun
°(slang vulgar) Porn.
"I've just downloaded loads of fap for while I'm away."